Thursday, January 15, 2009

going, going, gone

According to, The Times of India, The California woman, Natalie Dylan who is auctioning off her virginity, has received a bid of a live Tiger. She has also, reportedly, been offered tens of thousands of bids ranging up to $3.7 million. You've probably heard about this story, how she's doing it to pay for her degree and got the idea after her sister turned tricks for three weeks to pay for her master's degree. When I first heard about this story I had two initial questions 1. Isn't this illegal? Answer: transaction arranged to take place through the Bunny Ranch of Nevada. And Q2: Who wants to f a virgin so bad? It seems like it would just be sick freaks and religious fanatics who get off on virginity. She has said that she's received offers from"wierdos" who are graphic about what they want to do sexually to her and very polite offers from businessmen. Ewwww! But , honestly, what did she expect? It's not that I am inherently opposed to prostitution even. Its just that I'm terrible at forcing myself into things that feel forced. (i know its redundant) A lot of people will say that they would never do that but f***, 3.7 million! Most of us gave it up to some pubescent sickie for nothing. I think a lot of people who say they would never do it are liars! Well, turns out this virgin (and how do you prove that?) has a women's studies degree and isn't necessarily taking the highest bidder. Also, she has been very clear that this is only one night. What do you think? Slutty ho? Ingenious marketer?

1 comment:

Whitney Lee said...

um, i'm leaning towards ingenious marketer. as long as she's a zillion percent sure he has no diseases... and no prision record